more noah funnies

today during the boys' bath time, noah and i got talking about men and women and being married.
it went something like this:

n: and one day when i become a man i'll have kids too!


me: well, if you want kids, you'll have to get married so they can have a mommy.


n: so i'll marry you!


me: aw, that's sweet noah, but i'm already married to daddy. so you'll have to marry someone else.


n: what about auntie jen?


me: *laughs* nope, she's married to uncle graham.


n: what about miss jen?


me: nope. she's married to mr. nick!
*pause*
you know how you have friends like hannah b and hannah t and leah? well when you become a man, they will become women. so maybe one day you'll marry one of them.


n: yeah. like hannah t. 


noah thinks about this for a bit longer and then becomes distracted by jude playing with the bubbles. jude flops on his belly in the bathtub and laughs. noah does the same and laughs as well.

n: i think i'll just marry jude.


oh kids. i love their innocence. i love the lack of filter. i love being a mommy.