bauer. jack bauer.

I'm joining the Jack Bauer/Chuck Norris joke trend.
I can't help it! A lot of them are hilarious although I know Jack Bauer a lot better than Chuck Norris so I haven't posted any Chuck Norris jokes.
Enjoy!

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.


When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

And my FAVOURITE joke (so far) is:

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

Freakin' hilarious!

And just a little something I found on a forum about Jack Bauer:

Jack Bauer jokes are a hell of a lot funnier than Chuck Norris jokes. If you don’t agree, you’re in for a broken arm at the very least.

Hee hee.