Wednesday, March 1, 2006
bauer. jack bauer.
I'm joining the Jack Bauer/Chuck Norris joke trend.
I can't help it! A lot of them are hilarious although I know Jack Bauer a lot better than Chuck Norris so I haven't posted any Chuck Norris jokes.
Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
And my FAVOURITE joke (so far) is:
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
And just a little something I found on a forum about Jack Bauer:
Jack Bauer jokes are a hell of a lot funnier than Chuck Norris jokes. If you don’t agree, you’re in for a broken arm at the very least.